Big Trouble by Dave Barry

 

"[Matt and Eliot] lapsed into silence, each drifting off into jumbled recollections of the evening. At the Herk home, Anna, Jenny, and Nina were doing the same, as was Puggy in his tree. In each case, the recollections were surprisingly pleasant, considering that the evening had begun with somebody apparently trying to kill somebody."

     -from the novel

The first Page Turners selection of 2025, chosen for its brevity (less that 300 pages) and ease of reading, was quite amusing and, at times, ridiculous. After wading through East of Eden, it was a welcome change. Not much literary value, I would say, but good entertainment.

In and around Miami, take one homeless guy who moves into a deserted tree house near the home of Arthur Herk, an embezzling employee of an unethical company and an abusive alcoholic, and his wife and stepdaughter. Add in two totally inept hit men from New Jersey out to get Arthur plus two low-level criminals out to "improve themselves" to high-level. Mix in a couple of high school kids playing a game of "Killer" with a water gun, sometimes mistaken for the real thing. And let's not forget to add a self-proclaimed crime fighter, a watchdog that only watches for food, a giant toad and a 13-foot python named Daphne, not to mention some Miami PD cops and even the FBI. Sound wild? Well, it does take place in Flori-duh! 

This crazy story was a comedy of errors and reminded me of the "dumb crook" stories a deputy assigned to our elementary school used to tell the students, to their great amusement. I will rate Big Trouble a 3. I am curious to see what the group will think.

East of Eden by John Steinbeck

 

"Virtue and vice were warp and woof of our first consciousness, and they will be the fabric of our last, and this despite any changes we may impose on field and river and mountain, on economy and manners. There is no other story. A man, after he has brushed off the dust and chips of his life, will have left only the hard, clean questions: Was it good or was it evil? Have I done well---or ill?"

     -from the novel

I cannot remember if I ever read this novel before so when it was offered as an eBook at a discount, I decided I should take advantage. I surely wish I had noticed it was over 650 pages! (I prefer 450 or less.) The plot was intriguing enough to keep me reading but I thought I would never finish! It was very wordy, making for tedious reading. By the time I was 3/4 through, I had almost forgotten some of the beginning.

The title hints at the book of Genesis in the Bible and the plot is somewhat reminiscent of the story of Adam and Eve, Cain and Abel. It is a family saga of the Trasks and the Hamiltons in the Salinas Valley of California. The Hamilton family, Samuel and his wife and 9 children, are one side of the story and closely connected to the Trasks. It seemed to me a Hamilton grandchild narrates some of the story. 

Adam Trask and wife, Cathy, likely represent the original residents of Eden, although I think Cathy---later Kate---is way more wicked than Eve ever was! Cathy gives birth to twin boys and promptly deserts them and their father. The Trasks have a hired Chinese man, Lee, who practically raises the two boys, later named Caleb and Aron (think Cain and Abel). He is very patient and very wise and was one of my favorite characters.

I have rated the book a 3. Guess I will check page counts before reading from now on.

A Step of Faith by Richard Paul Evans

 

"For the third time since I began, my walk has been delayed. In the beginning, I had considered these stops on my journey as interruptions---but I'm coming to understand that perhaps these detours are my journey. No matter how much I, or the rest of humanity wishes otherwise, life is not lived in smooth, downhill expressways, but in the obscure, perilous trails and rocky back roads of life where we stumble and feel our way through the fog of the unknown. Life is not a sprint. It was never meant to be. It is just one step of faith after another."

   -Alan Christoffersen's thoughts from the novel

I finished this 4th installment of The Walk series in two days. I am finding these novels to be page turners, looking forward to what will happen next to our sojourner, Alan Cristoffersen. Only one more book to go and I surely hope Alan makes it to Key West, his final destination.

Alan begins this leg of his journey in St. Louis where he has been diagnosed with a brain tumor. He learns he must have surgery, and his father takes him to Los Angeles for the operation and his recovery. After some time, maybe not enough, he flies back to St. Louis to restart his walk, much to his father's chagrin. 

As in the first 3 books, he meets some very unique characters. There is Pastor Tim who gives him a place to rest and shares a vision of his future. Later while walking through a bad storm, he is kindly offered a ride by a woman named Paige.

When he reaches Memphis, he visits Graceland. Funny because when we were in Memphis, we felt it was a must-see, also. The foreshadowing at the end of chapter 29 made me so curious: "If someone had told me what I would encounter on the next leg of my journey, I never would have believed them." As it turns out he met the leader of a cult who Alan called a "religious nut." I think that was an understatement!

Near the Okefenokee Swamp, Alan was offered a place to sleep (away from the snakes and gators) by Dustin who turned out to be a paranoid hermit. When he reached Folkston, Georgia, he plugged in his phone and there was good news and bad news. That's all you get from me...

Next is Walking on Water.